She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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