Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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