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His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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