Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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