John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I'm always down for nudity.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
