I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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