Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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