You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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