Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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