its not stalking. its research.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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