Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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