i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
