need another drink. this is the easiest way
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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