good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
did you just send me my own nude
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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