just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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