absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
