So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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