The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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