marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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