Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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