When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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