i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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