What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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