We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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