jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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