i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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