remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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