Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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