Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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