What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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