We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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