I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
operation harelip BJ is a go
You're earring is so big in my mouth
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Green mimosas i think yes
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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