why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Randomize
