At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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