remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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