Is it normal to miss your booty call?
My liver just broke up with me...
Where is the hickey?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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