can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i love accidental penises.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Randomize
