As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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