I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
Randomize
