What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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