I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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