Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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