We won't sleep together?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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