somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
