Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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