But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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its like you know when i get waxed
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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