finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
