Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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