I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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