best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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