I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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