Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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