i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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