glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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