u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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