He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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