dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
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