it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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